MAN NIPPLES GALORE!

ok.. well now that the burn and the swelling has set in, and the legs got some rest i can brag about my warped tour experience with delight..
well it started off with a half-hour long line... it would have been much longer but it twisted in such a way that the end of the line got close to the middle.. and then the people behind me started cutting in.. and then... well i skipped like a good half hour :) it was nice..
found alby.. and his little sister in law. she didn't stay with us long though.. after the first band we lost her and got a call later saying that she found some friends. (innocous details)
then.... you know.. walked around saw some bands.. hahah scary kids scaring kids... crappy band..sexy name.
then there was the couch... you know those bounce houses they put up for fairs and stuff.. yeah it was a two-story couch that you could bounce on :) man it was comfy.. but it was in direct sunlight the entire day.. so we didn't spend too much time on it.
then, there was the baseball tent/trailer.. basically they had a pitching booth and a batting cage... and the trailer had a couple couches with baseball video games. this is actually where we killed quite a bit of time.. because we needed breaks to get out of the sun.. and it was just too hot outside..
then, there was the firetruck.. after a while.. the nice people at warped tour decided that their guests would die of sunpoisoning.. so they had the bright idea of turning on the firehose and dousing a huge portion of the crowd.. i was there.. that's where my cellie stopped working (it's fine now however.. i left it in the sun overnight and it works happily now) but anyways.. yeah i filled a big cup full of water falling from the sky.. and then joined the rest of the crowd in my topplessness (hense the entry title).. AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE... and just for the record.... much fewer women nipples.. (ofcourse i didn't notice any at all... and they don't...uhh... interesting and umm.. i love you raina) ok.. next topic..
and ofcourse the bands... to be honest i have no idea who we actually saw.. there were so many and they didn't actually say who they were or write it anywhere.. except for a few special bands.. like atreyu.. actually that was the only one i saw that had their name.. offspring, mcr, hawthorne hights, fall out boy.. none of them actually publicized... although everyone knew who they were.. but nonetheless.. at like 5 we decided that albert was hungry so we got him some food.. and.. well found some shade that was cast by a sign :) shade was in great defecit. they handed out mint condoms.. i took a couple.. ofcourse wasted them all.. for you see.. in the shade there were these kids.. and i don't actually remember how it happened.. but i ended up giving them one and they blew it up.. i giggled.. they were 14 haha.. to be young again.. my car is older than they are :) it makes me happy..
then.. my chemical romance.. we made a conga line to get through the crowd up to the front.. we got like halfway into it.. i was proud.. then we got pushed around got to carry some people on our shoulders. at some point i got tired of carrying them, so i started throwing them into people.. that's the beauty of being big and strong.. it was like the movies.. throw one person and they take out like six.. yeah that was me.. i got ANGRY!!
luckily after that pit i was exhausted and couldn't handle the offspring mosh.. so i convinced alby to stay somewhere in the back... well the offspring crowd was bigger than mcr.. so what we thought was the back was actually the middle.. but that's beside the point... offspring also decided that we were "the sexiest crowd ever" and the "the hottest crowd they've ever seen" so they brought out the firehose :) i love that band.
then the night was wrapped up and we sat and watched as 50000 fans left the parking lot.. oh god it was messy afterwards.
then we sat alby and his female friend on the hood of my car and tried to find theirs.. so we drove around the parking lot for like 5 minutes.. then instead of waiting in traffic i went to pontiac and turned around.. it got me home faster than waiting so i'm not complaining.. looking back.. it was a marvellous day.. but oh dear god it hurt..
moral of the story: do your homework